Truly, I hate these things. Who can sum themselves up like this? But...
Bluestocking is a huge fan of Severus Snape and Count D (and hence of Harry Potter and Petshop of Horrors). She dresses almost entirely in black and drinks vast amounts of coffee and tea (those are black, too, except for Jasmine, which calls for sugar). She's a grad. student working on her Ph.D. in English Lit., though her heart still belongs to her dear old alma mater, Michigan State, where she worked in Political Philosophy. She likes analyzing everything far more than is healthy, and is much better at ripping things to shreds than she is at creating things (alas). She lives a stone's throw from Canada with her two clever cats, and greatly values bitterness and sarcasm.